"Twilight" is a movie about vampires that do not kill other people, and a woman who wants to have sex.
Gosh, that was incredibly easy. FAKE.
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6 months ago
You know all those movies you see? None of them are real - and I will prove it to you!
Hi.
Sincerely,
["Tiny"] Tim Timson
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["Tiny"] Tim Timson
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["Tiny"] Tim Timson
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["Tiny"] Tim Timson
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["Tiny"] Tim Timson
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["Tiny"] Tim Timson
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["Tiny"] Tim Timson
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["Tiny"] Tim Timson
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Sincerely,
["Tiny"] Tim Timson
Dear moviesarefake,Well, Tad, it looks like you've got yourself a challenge. So far, Tiny Tim is leading by a long shot. Are you really going to let someone named "Tiny" defeat you in your quest for fame, popularity, and an abundance of babes? What would he do with an abundance of babes? Exactly. He's too tiny. So let's see what you've got, buster!
That makes ten e-mails I sent to you. Tell that [nice old chap] Tad to [be aware that I am up to the challenge.] And by the way, if you call me "Tiny" Tim again, I'm going to hunt you down [a nice grain-fed antelope, which you will find to be most delicious,] and gut you[r antelope for you,] like a pig [, free of charge. And your blog is awesome.]
Sincerely,
["Tiny"] Tim Timson
Interesting approach, Tad. Very straightforward. So you seek fame, popularity, and an abundance of babes by being the most featured correspondent on my website. I can completely understand your plan. We'll have to see if Tiny Tim has anything to say about it.
Dear moviesarefake:
I have a question: [sorry, that is fake. I don't really have a question. I just want to have you publish more correspondence from me than from that Tiny Tim bozo. Bottom line is, I seek fame, popularity, and an abundance of babes, and being the most featured correspondent on your website seems the most logical and likely way for me to obtain my goal. Your website rules!]
-Tad