"21" is Fake

21 is a movie about a girl named Jill Taylor (played by Kate Bosworth) who laments a tortured childhood where she was forced to grow up playing blackjack with her father every single day, so to get even with him, she spends her entire college career as a part of a gambling club where they try to blow the professor's money as quickly as possible.

Where to begin with this movie? It is fake on so many levels. First, is Kate Bosworth even a real person, or just a reincarnated Erika Eleniak? Second, has anyone even heard of blackjack before? I'm not sure it is even a real game. Third, if Jill Taylor is also Lois Lane, why would she even be remotely interested in a Ben Campbell (played by Jim Sturgess) when she can have Superman? SUPERMAN!?!? Nobody can compare to him - he's Super! Fourth, can you really see the Bellagio fountains from the Hard Rock penthouses? I'm not sure that is even possible - check for yourself.

One thing that is NOT fake about this movie though - Jill Taylor doesn't even care for Ben until he is rich. That is totally true. But so much about this movie is not real that I have to call it: FAKE.

"The Dark Knight" is Fake

The Dark Knight tells the story of Rachel Dawes (played by Maggie Gyllenhaal), a lying, two-timing tease who delights in tormenting Bruce Wayne and Harvey Dent with her sexual flirtations, only to deny them time and time again any chance of forming a serious relationship with her. As a result, Wayne and Dent eventually have her killed.

Aside from the fakeness/realness question on everyone's minds, I have just two words to say about this movie: Absolutebestsuperheromovieinvolvingacapedninjalikeuberbillionaireplayboymoonlightingasacrimefighter. Evar.

This movie was sooooooooo close! Soooo close to being real, I could literally taste it (popcorn and 7-up btw). Unfortunately, the movie people made it fake when they misspelled the title. Uh, hello people! That period of time when the sun is not shining is called "night," not "knight." Too bad, but that makes this movie FAKE.

"Casino Royale" is Fake

In Casino Royale, Le Chiffre (played by Mads Mikkelsen) attempts to raise money to free oppressed African people, but his attempts are thwarted by James Bond and his beautiful Aston Martin.


And speaking of that, did you see that Aston Martin? What a beautiful piece of work that thing is. The look, the sound - ah. Such an awesome car. Just look at that thing. It is such an elite car, so rare - makes a Ferrari seem like a Corvette in comparison. Too bad he crashed it.

By the way, image credit courtesy pistonheads.com.

Anyway, that is what is so fake. If you had an Aston Martin, would you even take the risk wrecking it just to try to save someone like Vesper Lynd? Of course not! You'd cut your losses and move on, and protect that car. FAKE.

No wonder he let her drown at the end.

"The Golden Compass" is Fake

In The Golden Compass, Eva Green plays Serafina Pekkala, the reincarnated witch form of Vesper Lynd who tragically died in a drowning accident in "Casino Royale," another fake movie. Serafina is on a quest to find James Bond who is running a research facility deep in the northern wilderness.

After some time into this movie you find that there is a machine being used by the wicked peeps that severs the connection between a child and his/her daemon. You have got to be kidding me. How stupid do they think we are? Dust is other-worldly! You can't sever the dust connection between a child and their daemon with some simple electronic machine! Give me a break. The Golden Compass is fake, fake, FAKE.