Ground Rules

Before we get going here, I should establish some ground rules for determining whether a movie is fake.

1. If any part of a movie is fake then the whole movie is fake.
2. One need not actually see a movie to know it is fake.
3. Portrayals of "true" stories are not necessarily non-fake.
4. Determinations of "fake" are generally not subject to review.

If any of this is not clear, please accept my apology. I'm sorry.

Actually, that is also fake. I'm not sorry. I don't care if it is clear. Please accept my fake apology.