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Movies Are Fake

You know all those movies you see? None of them are real - and I will prove it to you!

Friday, November 21, 2008

"Twilight" is Fake

"Twilight" is a movie about vampires that do not kill other people, and a woman who wants to have sex.

Gosh, that was incredibly easy. FAKE.

Posted by Matt Ryan at 9:43 AM Confused? Read the Ground Rules. 1 comments

Labels: Chick Flick

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