"Aladdin" is a film about a young monkey, named Abu, who is the pet of a young man named Aladdin. And all Abu wants is to be free and not have to live stuffed inside an oil lamp anymore.
Many parts of Aladdin are real. For example, Princess Jasmine wants nothing to do with Aladdin at all until he shows up in his ultra-sweet ride, the flying carpet. Suddenly Jasmine is all hot and bothered and sneaks out of the house to ride in Aladdin's vehicle. This, we all know, is real. Chicks dig guys with hot cars; this has been proven by science.
What is fake about this movie is the Cave of Wonders. If you were an all-powerful sand dune, don't you think you would put some girls in there? Yeah, that's what I thought also. FAKE.
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1 comment:
Dear Mr. Movies Are Fake,
I have seen this movie and would have to agree with a lot that you have mentioned.
On a side note:
Why did Disney decide to spend so much time on that Aladdin character when Abu is the main character?
I can’t understand for the life of me why Aladdin’s voice sounds like Freddy Prince Jr.?
I’m also wondering how I could find one of those caves of wonder?
Thanks,
Fatherofatwoyearoldwhohasseenthismoviewaytoomanytimes
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