Tiny Tim Responds to Tad's Challenge

I got several e-mails from Tiny Tim. In order:

Hi.

Sincerely,
["Tiny"] Tim Timson

Hi.

Sincerely,
["Tiny"] Tim Timson

Hi.

Sincerely,
["Tiny"] Tim Timson

Hi.

Sincerely,
["Tiny"] Tim Timson

Hi.

Sincerely,
["Tiny"] Tim Timson

Hi.

Sincerely,
["Tiny"] Tim Timson

Hi.

Sincerely,
["Tiny"] Tim Timson

Hi.

Sincerely,
["Tiny"] Tim Timson

Hi.

Sincerely,
["Tiny"] Tim Timson

Dear moviesarefake,

That makes ten e-mails I sent to you. Tell that [nice old chap] Tad to [be aware that I am up to the challenge.] And by the way, if you call me "Tiny" Tim again, I'm going to hunt you down [a nice grain-fed antelope, which you will find to be most delicious,] and gut you[r antelope for you,] like a pig [, free of charge. And your blog is awesome.]

Sincerely,
["Tiny"] Tim Timson

Well, Tad, it looks like you've got yourself a challenge. So far, Tiny Tim is leading by a long shot. Are you really going to let someone named "Tiny" defeat you in your quest for fame, popularity, and an abundance of babes? What would he do with an abundance of babes? Exactly. He's too tiny. So let's see what you've got, buster!