"The Dark Knight" is Fake

The Dark Knight tells the story of Rachel Dawes (played by Maggie Gyllenhaal), a lying, two-timing tease who delights in tormenting Bruce Wayne and Harvey Dent with her sexual flirtations, only to deny them time and time again any chance of forming a serious relationship with her. As a result, Wayne and Dent eventually have her killed.

Aside from the fakeness/realness question on everyone's minds, I have just two words to say about this movie: Absolutebestsuperheromovieinvolvingacapedninjalikeuberbillionaireplayboymoonlightingasacrimefighter. Evar.

This movie was sooooooooo close! Soooo close to being real, I could literally taste it (popcorn and 7-up btw). Unfortunately, the movie people made it fake when they misspelled the title. Uh, hello people! That period of time when the sun is not shining is called "night," not "knight." Too bad, but that makes this movie FAKE.