Friday, July 11, 2008

"National Treasure: Book of Secrets" is Fake

Here's another fake movie for you - National Treasure: Book of Secrets. It is a movie about a guy named Riley Poole (played by Justin Bartha) who has his Ferrari repossessed by the IRS, and his quest to get his Ferrari back by finding the ancient City of Gold.

There's a couple of things that clued me in that this movie was fake. First of all, there's this part where two characters played by Jon Voight and Helen Mirren swing on a vine across a chasm and land on the other side. After they collapse on the opposite cliff, they first scream, then laugh, then kiss affectionately. Are you serious? Old people don't kiss. Fake.

And, of course, they find the city of gold. But it is hardly a city. Los Angeles is a city. Paris is a city. This thing would hardly classify as a village. They should have called it the "neighborhood of gold" or the "hamlet of gold" or something. Fake.

So now you know - National Treasure: Book of Secrets is FAKE.